Step aside as President for six months and let the Vice President reign supreme.

Admit having met Monica Lewinsky.

Admit a government coverup regarding the alien crash at Roswell.

Announce a new Ellen DeGeneres Initiative promoting affirmative action employment for lesbians in the White House and other Federal agencies.

Announce an FBI investigation of Republican backed sweat shops in Mexico fronted by Kathie Lee Gifford.

Admit Elvis is alive and is being held prisoner in Iraq.

Other:

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