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Request a Presidential Pardon


Dear Alleged Criminal,

Have you been taken to task due to a relatively minor indiscretion? We can help! Please complete the following request for a Presidential Pardon.

 

Name:
Serial Number:
Severity:

Description of Crime:

Are you really innocent?
Did the incident occur at the urging of the DNC?
Did you lie under oath to protect the President or one of his colleagues?
Contributions to the DNC: (Please exclude contributions made prior to sentencing.)

 

Thank you for requesting a Presidential Pardon. Please allow six to eight weeks for delivery.




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